Sunday, May 17, 2009

Design Your Own Hell

Goths
Circle I Limbo

Bill Gates
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bernie Madoff
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The Pope
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell



Updated on 2nd October 2009:
I'd replace George Bush with a 2 headed monster: Brian Cowen-Lenihan and since The Goths and Scientologists are actually not that bad (compared to the rest), maybe replace one with any of my secondary school maths teacher and the other with my dumbass ex who told my daughter that if she didn't want to do her first communion she would never see him again (blackmailing a seven-year old, what a good catholic he is!)

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