Thanking International Organisations in Advance

You may have heard that New Zealand has just suffered a powerful earthquake in the last few days.

This morning, I heard that the country has turned down offers of international aid; at first I was gobsmacked at these news, but after a while, I got thinking: if international agencies are willing to give a nice bunch of money at the drop of a hat, that's fine by me, if New Zealand doesn't want it, just give it to me, I'll make sure to put it to good use!

So where do I send my banking details in order to receive the money promptly?

P.S. If there are any good-looking volunteer rescue workers, I'll take one of them too please.